🔥 Burner Premium
One membership. Every game. Upgrade once and unlock premium analytics and features across Burner Football and Burner Golf.
At $2.08/mo billed annually, that's less than a Venti brewed coffee at Starbucks (~$3.95) — and about a third of a Venti latte ($5.75).
What you get
- Advanced player analytics in every league you're in — football and golf
- Burn Optimizer — week-by-week guidance on which players to spend and which to save
- Survival Odds — 2,000 simulations of your guillotine season: your % to survive, make the final 3, and win
- What-If Burn Simulator — burn a stud now vs. save him for week 12, with the odds of each timeline
- Season Burn Planner — map every remaining player to a future week, with bye and roster conflict warnings
- One membership unlocks Premium in BOTH Burner Football and Burner Golf
- AI weekly recaps — an auto-written game story for every week
- Real-time injury and lineup-lock alerts
- Run unlimited leagues as commissioner (free plan is capped at one)
- Ad-free experience and priority support
Sign in to upgrade to Premium.
Sign in⚙️ Billing isn't connected in this environment yet. Add your Stripe keys to enable checkout (see SETUP.md → Stripe / Premium billing).